Everyone already knows what dry humping is. You did it in school against a cupboard, in college on a hostel bed, and last week on the sofa when the Netflix movie got boring.

So we’re not explaining the basics. We’re upgrading them. Because dry humping is too good to stay stuck in awkward teenage memories.

Let’s make it hotter, safer, and way more fun.

How to Dry Hump: Techniques (Dry Humping How-To)

It’s not rocket science. It’s just hips + clothes + zero shame.

A. Basic Moves That Actually Work

• Thigh / Hip Grinding: Straddle their thigh like it’s your personal throne. Rock back and forth. Eye contact optional but highly recommended.

• Standing Grinding: Press bodies close, hips swaying like you’re slow-dancing to a song only you two hear. Bonus: against a wall or doorframe so nobody face-plants.

• Sitting / Lap Straddle: They sit. You straddle. Grind like you’re trying to win a very private dance-off. Hands free for hair-pulling or hand-holding.

B. Clothing & Props That Don’t Suck

Keep the clothes on. That’s the magic. 

Cotton panties, loose pajamas, silky shorts are chef’s kiss.

Rough jeans are instant chafing and zero romance.

Pillow, cushion, or a rolled-up blanket are instant solo sidekicks. No partner? No problem.

Best Ways & Ideas to Dry Hump

These are the crowd-pleasers. Pick your vibe.

• Lying Face to Face: Bodies glued, legs tangled, slow grinding. Feels like making out but with extra points.

• Spooning Grind: Lazy Sunday special. One behind, one in front, hips rocking like a gentle tide. Zero effort, maximum smugness.

• Body Against Body: Torso or back grinding while fully dressed. Raw, close, no alignment stress.

• Solo Pillow Humping: Straddle a firm pillow and go to town. Your room, your rules, zero judgement.

Tips to Improve Your Experience

• Communicate: “Harder.” “Slower.” “Left.” Say it. It’s hotter than silence.

• Take It Slow: Fast humping means friction burn. Slow circles are the gateway to “oh my god I’m going to die happy.”

• Soft Clothing & Mood: Smooth fabrics, dim lights, and locked doors are essential. Nothing kills the vibe faster than “is that the neighbour’s dog or your mom?”

Common Mistakes to Avoid

• Too much pressure: you’re not trying to polish a car. Ease up or say hello to thigh rash.

• Assuming they love what you love: some want fast, some want slow, some want to just laugh and stop. Ask.

• Ignoring the “ouch”: if it hurts, stop. Pleasure doesn’t come with battle scars.

When Not to Dry Hump

• If anyone’s uncomfortable or not 100% into it, stop.

• If friction is causing actual pain or irritation, your skin is snitching. Listen.

Final Thoughts

Dry humping is normal, low-risk, and honestly genius.

It’s intimate without pressure, hot without penetration, and can still make you see stars.

Consent, communication, a little sass is all it takes to turn “just grinding” into “holy shit that was amazing.”

Next time the mood hits, skip the “we have to go all the way” panic. Stay clothed, stay close, and let the friction win.

Frequently Asked Questions