Indulging in our attractions and fantasies about our favourite TV show characters takes the excitement and entertainment to the next level. Let’s be honest, while we’re invested in the plot, most of us are also figuring out the classic “Bang, Marry, Kill” scenario with the characters. By offering more personality development and emotional layers as compared to mainstream adult content, and more screen time than a movie, celluloid gives us ample material and moments to get our knickers in a twist. Whether you’re spending this cuffing season cozying up with Aunt Sassy’s soothing adult products, or with boo–or better yet, with both–here’s my top 4 picks of TV shows to smut-watch while you're at it!
Game of Thrones
Winter has indeed come, and Game of Thrones just topped Ranker’s chart of best binge-worthy shows of all time. If you somehow happened to have missed it so far, an epic fantasy world with a rich lore, complex characters, and several bold sexual encounters awaits you. While I have some reservations with the way violence is depicted on the show, the story and range of intimate relationships explored, kept me hooked. The GOT character I thirst after the most is Oberyn Martell, played by Pedro Pascal–”the internet’s daddy”–who appears in season 4 episode 3, ‘Breaker of Chains’. Hailed as a fictional bisexual icon by fans, Oberyn adorns the screen with undeniable charm and unapologetic hedonistic desire. With his paramour Ellaria Sand, played by the enchanting Indira Varma, by his side, he commands a sex-fest with multiple partners, of multiple genders. As he puts it, “when it comes to love, he doesn’t choose sides.” Apart from Oberyn, there’s a whole range of other characters to feast your eyes on, from brooding heartthrob Jon Snow, to Mother of Dragons Daenerys Targaryen, and fierce Dothraki chieftain Khal Drogo.
GLOW
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Big Mouth
This one may not be a popular pick for a hot TV show, but hear me out. Yes, most of the main characters are children and so they aren’t drawn to be attractive. The show revolves around understanding sexual desire and the emotions that come with it, which start forming in many of our minds and bodies when we’re quite young. And so what makes the show sexy to me, is the space for shamelessness that it creates to connect with the awkwardness, embarrassment, and sometimes raging libido of pleasure, making it more real than most portrayals of intimacy on TV. By embarking on the unique ways that each character experiences pleasure, whether it's Jay who humps his anthropomorphic pillows, or Missy’s detailed inner fantasies with Nathan Filion, or Elijah, who's asexual but realises he enjoys touching himself, Big Mouth reaffirms pleasure for everyone.
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With episodes like ‘The Head Push’, ‘Girls Are Horny Too’, and ‘What is it about Boobs’, Big Mouth weaves exploration of gratification with important conversations on consent. The balance of pleasure and safety go hand in hand, and makes me feel comfortable to fully engage with the naughtiness of the show. In the spirit of Christmas cheer, I'd suggest checking out Season 5 episode 8, which features a scene with Mr. and Mr. Claus having at it, followed by an elf orgy. Happy Holidays!
Minx
I got a very generous tip from a friend to watch Minx after they saw me crushing on Taylor Zakhar Perez online, hinting that he’s in some “very interesting scenes”' in the show. When I Googled the show and found out that it's about creating the first erotic magazine for women, I knew I had to watch it immediately. Minx is the story of how a ballsy feminist, Joyce Prigger, and a sleazy porn publisher, Doug Renetti, join forces to create a groundbreaking erotic magazine that celebrates female desire. A substantial length of their office hours is spent scouting talent–male models ready to bare all–and shooting erotic spreads. The cover star for their debut issue is a loveable himbo firefighter, played by Taylor, who poses in little clothing apart from his firefighter gear. As the show continues, it interlaces the intimate lives of the main characters with the issues that come up as they work on the magazine. This gives us a peek into some adventurous scenarios, like Joyce trying a dildo for the first time, her sister Shelley and her husband swinging with other couples in their neighbourhood, and Shelley’s eventual discovery of her attraction to women–which raises the bigger question, “Is female desire only about wanting men?”
There you go, that's my round-up of saucy TV shows to watch when you're feeling frisky. Hope I've got you curious and tempted! I also hope that in checking out these shows you’re able to find a sense of connection and affirmation, like I did. And as always, Aunt Sassy wishes you the best of pleasure.
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