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Salty Intimate Massager

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Always wanted a wand massager but felt like their design stuck out like a sore thumb?Meet Salty, a high-powered handy lil' wand intimate massager that...

Always wanted a wand massager but felt like their design stuck out like a sore thumb?

Meet Salty, a high-powered handy lil' wand intimate massager that checks all the right boxes for some textured, sensational fun. Cute, super discreet, and travel friendly, its design keeps ‘em guessing! Is it a paperweight? A salt cellar? Slip it and zip it out of prying sight with ease. 

Aunt Sassy never tires of devising new tools for lit (add c)-focused pleasure, and Salty is the most recent intimate massager to tumble out of her self-love cellar.

The head of this rechargeable massager can be used for external as well as internal use, while the grooves on the body can be used for gentle sensory play on different parts.

Don’t just go by its size, Salty packs a punch with multiple powerful modes ready to impress you at just the press of a button!

Dab on a little bit of our DTF personal gel so you can get it on smoothly. 

To wash Salty, use our all natural, pH balanced body wash Neat, designed without any artificial fragrances. 

All orders are shipped 100% discreetly—yo' Bank/CC Statements don't read 'That Sassy Thing', so you can shop judgement free. More on that here.

The Lowdown

  • Material

    Body safe medical grade silicone

  • Waterproof

    Wash with mild soap + water

  • Speed

    10 different frequencies

  • Rechargeable

    Comes with a USB cable

I need TMI: What makes Salty Intimate Massager different?

Salty’s design makes it perfect for a whole-lit (with a c) experience. The powerful spherical top has 10 different vibes and being a rechargeable massager, Salty offers a run time of 1.5 hours. With its stable base and criss-cross grooves, Salty intimate massager can be used for hands-free play as you squeeze it and roll it around your body or your partner’s. If you’re new to internal exploration, Salty can help you get comfortable with exploring that area in a gentle, sensual manner. 

Named after the salt cellar, Salty can be easily slipped into your bag without setting off alarms in people’s heads or at security checkpoints in the airport, making it your travel friendly companion. Discreet and non-suggestive, it comes in a soft, pastel color and is made of body-safe medical-grade silicone that is soft to the touch and non-abrasive against the most sensitive parts of your body. 

To put it rather simply: Salty is the ultimate magic wand for yo’ bedroom that you need and deserve!

I need TMI: How to use Salty?

Rub it between your palms. Hold the top against your body and gently circle the cl!toral hood with Salty’s head. Move it along the lips a.k.a. the lay-bee-yah with its textured body. Once you’re there and relaxed, pump some DTF personal gel and nestle its head gently into the V - DO NOT try to insert it completely. Use only the head to press lightly against the V's wall to get G-town rumblin’!

If you’re new to internal exploration, Salty can help you get comfortable with exploring that area in a gentle, sensual manner.


Salty is designed with body safe, medical grade silicone. It is free of any hazardous substances and is CE certified.

Salty is a wand massager designed to fit right into your palm. It looks a lot like a small salt cellar and can pass off as a paper weight in your study. It weighs 117 g and measures 1.8 x 1.8 x 3.1 inches.

Salty intimate massager is ideal for external use. Use it to explore the Lit with a C’s network of nerves, and feel its vibes stimulate them to a cathartic release. Find other erogenous zones on your body, and get Salty with sensations.

Water-based personal lubricants like DTF are compatible with Salty intimate massager. Avoid using a silicone or oil-based lubricant as it can damage the products.

We recommend washing this intimate massager with mild soap/natural body wash like Neat and water after every use. You can pat it dry with a clean towel and store it in the cute pouch that comes along. Please keep it out of the way of direct sunlight. Store it in a cool and dry place. Don’t wash it with corrosive cleaners like acetone, alcohol, gasoline, etc.

Salty is a rechargeable massager and it takes approximately 2 hours to fully charge it.

Salty is a rechargeable massager, so charge it fully before using for the first time. Though one full charge will go a long way, it’s recommended that you charge it after every few uses, so it can work its best and last longer.

Just wiggle the charging cable a bit here, and a bit there, till you’re all set. You can even try to take the charger out altogether and re-insert it into this rechargeable massager slowly till the light comes on.

We do not accept returns due to the nature of our products (they are for intimate use). We go above and beyond to ensure that our products reach you in pristine condition. However, in the unlikely event that you receive a damaged product, please email us photos of the damaged product on people@thatsassything.com within 48 hours and we will work towards finding a resolution (in some cases, we will send a complimentary product of the same value after due diligence from our Quality Control team).

Yes, we offer a 120 Day warranty period from the date of purchase. In the unlikely event of getting a defective/non-functioning massager, please reach out to us on people@thatsassything.com within 120 days of your purchase in order to claim your warranty. Please attach photos and videos of the problem with your massagers, along with the proof of purchase.
P.S.: You must be 18+ years of age to claim your warranty on the intimate massager.

Yes, Salty is a waterproof intimate massager.

Salty is a discreet and travel friendly massager. When traveling domestically within India by air, drain Salty’s battery completely and pop it into the pouch that comes along. Carry it in your handheld baggage (NOT your check-in baggage) and if at security check, you’re asked about what it is, you can demonstrate its use as a neck massager.

When traveling internationally, do your research about the custom laws of the country and also read up on the airport authorities’ website for their treatment of such devices. 

If the country allows massagers, then Salty’s discreet design is sure to provide an additional layer of privacy.

Find your hands tingling or slightly numb due to Salty’s powerful vibes? If you’re on a higher speed setting, we recommend reducing it or exploring a frequency that has intervals and is not as intense. Alternate holding Salty between both your hands or take breaks as required. You may also switch to using a different massager in the process too.