What is That Sassy Thing?
- We’re That Sassy Thing — India’s unapologetically bold, feminist sexual wellness brand, redefining what it means to take pleasure (and power) into your own hands.
- We’re here to bridge the pleasure gap with beautifully designed, body-safe personal massagers, all-natural lubricants, and a whole lot of sass.
- We’re not just selling products — we’re rewriting the narrative around female pleasure, one vibe at a time.
- Because let’s be real: women deserve better than hush-hush corner shops and sketchy online listings.
- You deserve products you can trust and orgasms that don’t require compromise.
How to choose the right product based on your needs?
Shopping for pleasure? Here's your cheat sheet:
1. First-timers or shy gals:
We’d suggest you go for a Lit suction massager as it’s great for first timers. Rocket Bullet vibrator and Fiddle Finger vibrator are great for beginners, too.
2. Want to try something a lil stronger:
Go for the Tickle Tongue massager or add a Salty Massager. The OG is a great internal sex toy with the right girth that hits all the spots.
3. Playing alone or with a partner:
Let us tell you a secret: whatever you can do alone, you can do in front of your partner, too. The point is, it’s such a turn-on to see your partner enjoy and moan while you’re in the room. Go ahead, explore it all with your partner, too.
No idea where to start? Take our pleasure quiz — we’re happy to guide you, judgment-free.
We’re not your average online adult shop.
Here’s what makes us different:
- We’re for the girls, gays & theys. We exist to centre women and queer folks in the pleasure conversation. Not as an afterthought — as the main event.
- Safety first, always. Our personal massagers and lubes are made with medical-grade materials, undergo 3-tier testing, and are SLS- & Paraben-free. Your body deserves the best, period.
- Clear 120-day warranty: Massagers come with a 120-day warranty. Unlike all other brands, warranty from us is super easy to claim.
- Discreet packaging: Your order will arrive in plain cardboard packaging with zero branding. Even your nosy neighbour won’t know what’s inside.
- Made with love (and science) in India: assemble our massagers locally and make our lubricants here too — combining homegrown passion with globally trusted components.
What makes That Sassy Thing's Products unique?
Our self-care products are designed with premium, body safe ingredients and materials. They not only look good, but also feel good against the skin. These are designed in state-of-the-art facilities to ensure that we prioritise your safety. We ship all our products 100% discreetly which means that we don’t mention the brand or product name on the outer packaging, to ensure you can receive the package discreetly. No one knows what’s inside until it’s completely ripped apart.
We also offer a 120-day warranty policy for our massagers, unlike any other intimate wellness brand in the space.
Are these massagers safe for women?
Absolutely. Every female personal massager we sell is made with body-safe materials like 100% medical-grade silicone. Each one is tested through 3 safety checks and a beta testing program — because your body deserves thoughtful, safe pleasure. Sensitive skin? We recommend using ample lubricant and doing a quick patch test before a full session.
Will you ship orders in discreet packaging?
Totally. We take your privacy seriously. Your personal massager will arrive in a plain box with no branding and no product details. Even our billing info shows up as “Huha Care Private Limited.” Feel free to add custom delivery instructions if you’re worried — we’re here to help.
What customer payment and shipping options are available?
We accept all major cards, UPI, wallets like Google Pay & Paytm, and offer Cash on Delivery too (for a ₹100 fee). Most prepaid orders ship free within 24 hours and reach you in 3–5 days across India. Living in a metro? You might even get it the next day.
What is your return/exchange policy?
Due to the intimate nature of our products, we don’t accept returns once an order is shipped. BUT — if your personal body massager is defective or isn’t working as promised, we’ll offer a replacement. Just email us a video of the issue (charging and testing in water), and our team will get back to you within 72 hours.
Do your massagers come with a warranty?
Yes! All electronic devices have a 120-day warranty from the date of delivery. Just scan the QR code in your order to activate it. If anything goes wrong within that time, we’ll make it right. Got questions? Write to people@thatsassything.com and we’ll get back within 72 hours.
TL;DR — You Deserve This
From sleek private massagers to powerful personal body massagers, we’ve got everything you need to reclaim your pleasure — safely, confidently, sassily.
Whether it’s your first female personal massager or your fifth, That Sassy Thing is the best-kept not-so-secret in your drawer.
So go on. Claim your joy. Charge your vibe. And let’s make pleasure a revolution.
