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LIT Massager

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The pocket-sized, full body massager you’ve been waiting for! Aunt Sassy cannot wait for you to experience Lit’s rhythmic suction technology. She is sure that it...

The pocket-sized, full body massager you’ve been waiting for! 

Aunt Sassy cannot wait for you to experience Lit’s rhythmic suction technology. She is sure that it will soothe you where you’re starved and get the blood flowing. Lit comes in a compact size so you can unabashedly break for an adult nap-time anytime you want to!  

So just knock [off your] boots, feed the kitty, and set fire to your Lit to re-live the joys of the summer of ‘69 - no fex given! 

Dab on a little bit of our DTF personal gel so it glides along and you get the most Lit experience!

To wash Lit, use our all natural, pH balanced body wash Neat, designed without any artificial fragrances. 

All orders are shipped with a FREE  DTF personal gel, 100% discreetly and we ensure yo' purchase is 100% discreet too—yo' Bank/CC Statements don't read 'That Sassy Thing', so you can shop judgement free. More on that here.

The Lowdown

  • Material

    Body safe medical-grade silicone + ABS plastic

  • Splash proof

    Clean me out, but don’t take me swimming

  • Speed

    5 different frequencies

  • Rechargeable

    Comes with a USB cable

I need TMI: What makes LIT different?

My suction tech is one-of-a-kind, sure to blow your mind. With my 5 different speeds~your pace is my command! Although just 90g, I’m a heavyweight performer. My run time is ~2 hours. And I fit your palm like no other~try me handsfree ;)

FAQs

Lit is designed with body safe, medical grade silicone and ABS plastic. It is free of any hazardous substances and is CE certified.

'All good things come in cute lil packages', couldn’t be truer. Lit is super compact and it literally fits your palm, for a reason—in case you wanna go handsfree.

Lit is meant for external use. Many people find it intimidating to use a massager internally so we wanted Lit to solve that and be enjoyed by more people.

Water-based personal lubricants like DTF are compatible with Lit. Avoid using a silicone or oil-based lubricant as it can damage the products. On every purchase of Lit and/or OG, you get a DTF FREE!

No, it’s pretty quiet and reaches a max volume of 40 dB. However, if you’re around peeps and doubtful, you may want to turn the fan on ;)

We recommend washing it with mild soap/natural body wash like Neat and water after every use. You can pat it dry with a clean towel and store it in the cute pouch that comes along. Please keep it out of the way of direct sunlight. Store it in a cool and dry place. Don’t wash it with corrosive cleaners like acetone, alcohol, gasoline, etc.

It takes approximately 2 hours to fully charge the massagers.

Charge Lit fully before using it for the first time. Though one full charge will go a long way, it’s recommended that you charge it after every few uses, so it can work its best and last long.

Just wiggle the charging cable a bit here, and a bit there, till you’re all set. You can even try to take the charger out altogether and re-insert it slowly till the light comes on.

We do not accept returns due to the nature of our products (they are for intimate use). We go above and beyond to ensure that our products reach you in pristine condition. However, in the unlikely event that you receive a damaged product, please email us photos of the damaged product on people@thatsassything.com within 48 hours and we will work towards finding a resolution (in some cases, we will send a complimentary product of the same value after due diligence from our Quality Control team).

Yes, we offer a 12-Day warranty period from the date of purchase. In the unlikely event of getting a defective/non-functioning massager, please reach out to us on people@thatsassything.com within 120 days of your purchase in order to claim your warranty. Please attach photos and videos of the problem with your massagers, along with the proof of purchase.
P.S.: You must be 18+ years of age to claim your warranty on the massagers.

While shrink wrapping used to be part of our packaging, in lieu of the nationwide ban on the usage of single-use plastic, all our products packaged and shipped beyond July 1, 2022 will not have shrink wraps. Your massagers will now reach you in our signature (cutesy) box sealed to glory using firm transparent stickers. However, our other products such as Neat, Clean Qween, and DTF will have the wrap as they were packed prior to the mandate.