(Spoiler: They’re better than “writing the alphabet” nonsense)

We all know that tired advice about writing the alphabet on her clit. Let’s face it—most women agree it’s more of a cringe than a climax. Want to make her toes curl and her mind explode? Here are five oral positions that are anything but boring, paired with real insights from people who’ve been there, done that. 

Her Sitting on Your Face, Thighs on Either Side of Your Head

Why it’s mind-blowing:

This position gives her control over the angle, pressure, and movement, making the sensations even more intense. Plus, it’s a full-body sensory experience for both of you.  

Pro Tip: Death by snu snu is fun in theory, but don’t forget to breathe! Have her squat over your face instead of kneeling—it’s comfier and gives her better control.  

What people say: 

Reddit user u/fragilestories:

"Sit on my face. With my neck straight, supported, and aligned, it’s extremely comfortable for extended oral compared to the usual 'woman lies back' position. The pressure is nice, and there’s something beautiful about being surrounded by her."

- u/IWantToBeYourGirl:

"Face-sitting is my favorite because I have so much control over where I experience sensation. It’s perfect when I’m not great at communicating in the moment."

Her Lying Down, You Between Her Legs in Prone

Why it’s mind-blowing:  

This is the classic for a reason: it’s comfortable, intimate, and allows for plenty of tongue creativity.  

Pro Tip: Add pillows under her hips to tilt her pelvis and give both of you better access. Experiment with intricate tongue patterns, alternating between pointed and flat strokes.  

What people say: 

- u/cheddarbiscuitcat:

"Lying on my back is so comfortable. When I’m on top, I get paranoid about crushing him, which kills half the enjoyment."

Her Sitting Up, You Kneeling Between Her Legs

Why it’s mind-blowing: 

This position feels incredibly intimate because she can watch every move you make. Bonus: it’s perfect for multitasking with your hands.  

Pro Tip: Press your face as close as possible and use your hands to stimulate her breasts or thighs for an all-encompassing experience.  

What people say: 

- u/middaysun:

"I enjoy going down on her when she’s sitting on something elevated, like a countertop. It gives me better access and keeps things spicy."

Her Standing, or Leaning Against Something, You Kneeling

Why it’s mind-blowing: 

This position is edgy and spontaneous. The added element of her needing to steady herself heightens the excitement.  

Pro Tip: Hold onto her hips or buttocks to keep her steady—and pull her closer for deeper access.  

What people say:

- u/LDN_Escort:

"A leg over his shoulder is incredible. Sometimes he has to hold me up by my hips when my knees buckle, which turns us both on even more."

Her on All Fours, You Licking from Behind

Why it’s mind-blowing:

This position is incredibly vulnerable for her, which can deepen trust and amplify the intensity. Plus, the angle allows for a unique sensation that’s hard to replicate.  

Pro Tip: Use long, deliberate tongue strokes from her clit to her vagina. Alternate speeds to keep her guessing.  

What people say:

- u/cerajean: 

"I love being eaten from behind. There’s something about the angle and the way it feels—it’s just better. I can’t explain why, but it’s heavenly."

Final Thoughts:

Each of these positions offers a unique way to connect, explore, and—most importantly—blow her mind. The key to oral greatness is communication, so don’t be shy about asking what she loves. Now go forth and make “meh” a thing of the past!  

About the author: 

Madhu (she/her) has been an avid reader of all things spicy since her childhood. She writes sassy blog posts and listicles now so that others may benefit from her wholly inappropriate, wholly informative tastes too.