You’re waiting for a salty breeze to touch your hair, you’re waiting to take the flight and head for a beachy vacation. You've packed your swimsuits, sunscreen, and that favorite novel you've been meaning to read. But what about the accessory that’ll add a lot more fun to your trip? That's right, we're diving into a topic that's equal parts cheeky, practical, and absolutely worth delving into and entirely worth discussing: how to master the art of traveling with your vibrator. With a little know-how, let’s make sure that you don’t leave your most intimate partner behind!
#1 I’ve traveled to Goa with my rechargeable vibrator, twice.
I’ve traveled to Goa with my LIT massager twice. It’s a rechargeable one, so I drained the charge completely (no complaints about that!) before traveling. In case you have one with batteries, please take the batteries out and carry them separately.
I covered my vibrator and carried it in the hand-carry luggage. No problems at all! However, it’s important to tell you that my vibrator is small, so there was no weird bulge anywhere in my luggage. I’d advise you to pack something small and light, to avoid any shapes or bulges popping on the security monitor.
- Kariya, Mumbai
#2 I’ve been caught with a dildo once
I’ve been caught with a dildo once (I tried to hide it but failed). The security officer simply said that it wasn’t allowed. Thankfully, he was really nice - but I have friends who were humiliated for this in public. I’ve since then done my research. It’s not advisable to carry anything that looks ‘obscene’ - even if it’s on the packaging. Hence, always move your toy to your own packaging.
Another personal tip that I read on a blog which has been a game-changer is that the design of the sex toy really plays a huge role. This means that any sex toy that imitates a part of the human body in even a slightly obvious way might create trouble. No 14 inch girth monsters that scream, ‘sex toy heree!’ And that's exactly why vibrators are like the superheroes of travel-friendly pleasure – they keep things low-key while delivering all the excitement.
- Priyanshi, Delhi
We reconfirmed the design aspect of the tip with a lawyer, Apurupa Vatsalya, so that we can be double sure of the tips we give you! Check out what she told us.
Besties, after having heard Priyanshi and Apurupa, I put my full faith on OG massager. Who said that we can’t be discreet and still have all the inside fun?
#3 Trust me, it's easier than snagging the last piece of cake at a party.
You can google the basic rules - that’s how I went about it. Trust me, it's easier than snagging the last piece of cake at a party. Just a couple of extra reminders for extra: do not forget your USB cable / extra batteries. You can also carry lubricants if you like. Remember that guidelines don’t allow over 100ml - it’s been the same since almost over a decade now. To be on the safer side, I travel with only 30 ml bottles.
- Nandita, Kochi
Let’s create a checklist for all of the reminders, I absolutely got you! Here’s DTF lube, which is spill proof, easier to carry and under the permitted guidelines. You’ll find batteries at any big general store. For the packaging, take a look at THISS! You’re going for a vacation, I’m not going to let you carry a non-vibey, dull pouch.
#4 So here's the game plan: stay cool, calm, and collected.
Always, always, always remember that you’re doing nothing illegal. I’ve been questioned more than once about what I’m carrying. So here's the game plan: stay cool, calm, and collected. You're not smuggling contraband; you're just packing a full-body massager that’ll bring relaxation.
And hey, if the security agents raise an eyebrow, don't let your heart skip a beat. Just confidently explain the situation. Heck, you could even offer a little demo if it helps to ease the confusion.
- Anisha, Pune
If you need a video practice of the smile, confidence and your answers, here you go.
#5 ..put the vibrator in a small transparent pouch / bag.
Here’s one tip that might come handy - even within your pouch / cloth covers, put the vibrator in a small transparent pouch / bag. The reason is, even if there’s any scrutiny, the transparent pouch will ensure that they will be able to see through, and hence, will not need to touch it. It will also be an extra layer to ensure hygiene and double safety on infections generally.
- Manali, Lucknow
#6 Be aware of the cultural norms and attitudes towards sexuality at your travel destination.
Here’s a very important note : if you’re traveling overseas, it’s very important to do a little pre-flight research dance. Check your destination country’s rules and guidelines. Ofcourse, you don’t want to do anything that is illegal and invite any kind of trouble in a foreign country. Be aware of the cultural norms and attitudes towards sexuality at your travel destination. It's like reading the room at a party – you want to make sure you're in sync with the local groove.
While it's important to be true to yourself, being sensitive to local customs creates a path for genuine connections and memorable experiences. Once you’re home, your loyal vibrator is going to be waiting for you!
- Vishruti, Rourkela
Our very own favorite lawyer, Apurupa also completely agrees with what Vishruti has to say!
And there you go, time to wrap up our conversational crash course in traveling with your favorite pleasure partner. Now, for all my “I’m not a reader but this is important information, we’ve made a instagram carousel checklist for you!
When you hit the road again (or the sky, or the sea – you get the drift), just remember: you've got all the insider scoop.
As you chase sunsets, conquer new horizons, and collect memories like seashells, don't forget that your pleasure knows no bounds, and your travels are whatever you want them to be – sensational, sensational, and oh-so-sexy.
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About the Author
Hemali (she/her) is an explorer of the realms of sexuality, intimacy, and dating. She talks endlessly about the evolving landscape of feminist narratives on the big screen and makes you reanalyze the portrayal of women in mainstream culture. If you're looking for alternative conversation starters, take your pick from: Biryani, Art Fairs, or Spoken Word Poetry.
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