Let’s get one thing straight: periods aren’t dirty, you’re not sick, and touching yourself during your period is not a scandal. In fact, it might just be the most delicious act of rebellion against all the old-school myths we’ve grown up with.

Because while Aunties are out here clutching pearls over you entering the kitchen on your period, we’re saying: put down a towel and party till it's dry.

(More on that later.)

Welcome to your full-bodied, bold-as-blood guide to period masturbation—the good, the gooey, and the gloriously guilt-free.

Why Talk About Period Masturbation?

Because it's taboo on top of taboo. Most people in India don’t even talk openly about masturbation. Throw periods into the mix? Radio silence.

But here’s the thing: your sexuality doesn’t pause just because your uterus is shedding. In fact, you might even feel more turned on than usual. That’s your hormones talking, and we’re here for it.

The Hormonal Horniness Is Real

Ever felt like you'll scream if you're touched during your period, but also you get the urge to hump a pillow? You’re not alone.

Right before your period, estrogen drops, which can make you feel moody or weepy.

But as bleeding starts, dopamine and oxytocin (aka the “feel-good” chemicals) love to spike with touch and orgasm.

Some women report feeling extra sensitive during this time—more easily aroused, more clit-focused, and more emotionally attuned.

So yes, your body is not craving a cuddle, but a climax. And guess what? You’re allowed to give yourself what you need!

But Wait... Is It Safe?

Absolutely. As long as you’re practicing basic hygiene (wash your hands and toys!), It’s completely safe.

In fact, there are legit benefits to masturbating during your period:

Relieves cramps: Orgasms cause uterine contractions that help reduce that achy feeling.

Boosts mood: Say bye-bye to PMS blues with a surge of oxytocin.

Helps sleep: That post-O glow hits different when you’re bloated and sleepy.

Reduces stress: Because sometimes you need to come before you snap at someone for breathing too loudly.

Getting Into It: The Prep

Let’s get logistical. You might be bleeding, but that doesn’t mean you can’t be banging—solo or otherwise.

Here’s how to set the scene:

Lay down a dark towel: Not a white bedsheet unless you’re in the mood for DIY horror-core.

Blast “Period Sex” by Rachel Bloom (from Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) while you prep—it’s camp, it’s crass, it’s perfect.

Lube up if needed: Period blood is naturally slippery, but adding a bit of water-based lube like DTF by That Sassy Thing just makes everything glidier.

Feeling a bit squeamish? Use a tampon or menstrual cup and focus only on external clitoral play. You’re still in the pleasure zone.

Hands or Toys? The Power Is Yours

Whether you’re a hand queen or a sex toy explorer, period play can work your way. Just remember to wash everything before and after, especially if you’re using insertable.

The Dos. of Period Masturbation

Do listen to your body: Some days you’ll want a slow tease, others a quickie. Both are valid.

Do take your time: Your body is extra sensitive—slow, intentional touch might feel more satisfying than your usual routine.

Do stay hydrated: Pleasure and periods both make demands on your body.

Do explore fantasies: It’s a great time to tap into your imagination. Period sex taboo? Turn it into a power fantasy.

Do clean after: Especially around the vulva, which might feel more tender than usual.

The Myths, Busted

“Period blood is impure.”

It’s literally just blood and uterine tissue. The same body fluid that gives life. Not “dirty,” not shameful.

“You shouldn’t touch yourself during periods.”

False. There’s no scientific reason to avoid self-pleasure during your period.

“You’ll get infections.”

Not if you’re washing your hands, keeping toys clean, and not inserting anything you wouldn’t use otherwise.

“It’s just gross”

Is it? Or is it society that taught you to be grossed out by your own body?

Okay, But—Isn’t This Too Much?

We hear you. In a country where period ads still show blue liquid, this blog may feel like a full frontal rebellion.

But here’s the truth: We’ve been taught to be ashamed of our bodies for far too long.

Told not to enter the temple.

Not to cook.

Not to touch pickle jars. (Yes, really.)

So what if we flipped the script?

What if instead of tiptoeing around our periods, we celebrated them? What if we didn’t just bleed—we blissed out?

Final Thought: You’re Not Dirty. You’re Divine.

Masturbating during your period is not just okay—it can be a deeply affirming experience. A reminder that your body is yours, even when society says otherwise. A chance to reclaim pleasure, softness, and agency—on your terms.

So put down the shame. Pick up the vibe. And remember:

It’s not a dirty week. It’s a damn good one.

Bonus: Add This to Your Playlist 🎧

“Period Sex” – Rachel Bloom

“Feeling Myself” – Nicki Minaj ft. Beyoncé

“So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings” – Caroline Polachek

“Woman” – Doja Cat

“Good as Hell” – Lizzo

Want a sex toy that works even on your period blues?

Try LIT, Tickle, or Candy from That Sassy Thing—available in India, shipped discreetly, and made with love (and science). 

About the Author: 

Madhu (she/her) has been an avid reader of all things spicy since her childhood. She writes sassy blog posts and listicles now so that others may benefit from her wholly inappropriate, wholly informative tastes, too.