The pocket-sized, personal body massager you’ve been waiting for! Wait till you experience LIT’s ability to make your lit with a c throb with joy! This compact body massager is known for its unassuming discreet design and rhythmic suction technology that feels like a mouth down there (only, better!). LIT offers a unique, targeted experience so you can indulge in playful downtime at any moment!
For external use, enabled by unique suction-tech
Gentle start intensity
5-speed levels
Splashproof
DTF: Personal Gel
Make way for smoother loving with our all-natural, pH-balanced & unflavoured water-based lube. Enriched with the goodness of aloe vera, DTF is dermatologically tested safe, and a crowd favorite known to be gentle to the most delicate parts of your body. This personal gel comes inside an ergonomically effective pump bottle; helps you slips & side with ease for a mess-free, non-sticky experience.
Water-based
100% natural
Ideal for condoms & toys
Healthy huha pH balance between 3.8 & 4.5
Flex Massager
Yummy Yellow
Yummy Yellow
Sneaky, bendy, and extraordinary–Flex is a mighty companion that deserves to be by your bedside at all times. This intuitive curvy personal massager is super lightweight and offers multiple impressive modes that can get things going for you in no time. Flex body massager comes with a sturdy yet pliable handle that can be molded to cater to all your spots. The compact, slender head is the perfect fit for both internal and external stimulation. Break into impromptu playtime by yourself or with boo, Flex massager knows how to work a room.
Waterproof & bendable
Compact head for easy insertiony
Moderate start intensity
For internal + external targeted stimulation
OG Massager
Mint Green
Mint Green
This legendary personal body massager makes sure to reach all your sweet spots (including the big G). The OG wraps you up in its buzzworthy whirring to get your blood flowing to all the right places! If you’re looking for THE massager, look no further, OG is a versatile companion (can be used internally and externally). Explore with OG all you want–it’s bendy and accommodates itself for your needs, and that of your partner’s–delivered discreetly to your doorstep!
Pour
Indulge in the divine duo of Moody Mango and Musky Tease—a set of 2 exciting body massage oil candles that smell like heaven in your palm and feel like a nourishing body butter, here to make your skin super smooth.
Hand-poured in small batches in India, these babies are a decadent mix of plant-based goodness, dripping with nourishing Kokum Butter and essential oils that'll make your senses do a seggsy dance. Ignite Pour, give it a few minutes, and witness the magic as it transforms into a sensually warm massage oil. Elevate playtime, feel the tingle and set the mood. Turn your solo or partnered play sesh into an unforgettable affair with Pour. It's time to play, darling! 🔥✨
Hand-poured in India
Plant-based goodness
2-in-1 candle+massage oil
Multi-sensory play
Salty Massager
Pastel Pink
Baddie Brown
Pastel Pink
A high-powered mini wand massager that checks all the right boxes for some textured, sensational fun. Cute, super discreet, and travel-friendly, this personal massager can easily pass off as a paperweight! Salty is your go-to for seasoned explorations by yourself or with a partner. The head rumbles perfectly during external use and the grooves on the body offer gentle sensory play. Don’t just go by its size, Salty has multiple power-packed modes that’ll have you asking for more.
FAQs
Candy is designed with body-safe, medical-grade silicone. It is free of any hazardous substances and is CE certified.
Candy is compact and literally fits your palm.
Candy body massager is meant for both external and internal use. For internal use, we recommend always using it with its finger grip.
Nope, this is much much more. It comes with 12 different speeds and rhythms. However, owing to the simple and sleek design, it is versatile to go from a great starter massager to a pro explorer’s companion. Candy is one mighty lover ;)
While Candy is designed to explore externally and internally, if you are looking for that one perfect massager that goes deep down, we recommend our bestselling OG Massager.
Water-based personal lubricants like DTF are compatible with the Candy body massager. Avoid using a silicone or oil-based lubricant as it can damage the product.
No, it’s pretty quiet and reaches a max volume of 50 dB. However, feel free to leave the fan on when in doubt!
We recommend washing it with Neat Massager Wash, before and after every use. Neat is all-natural, without alcohol or propylene glycol (petroleum by-product, proven skin irritant) making it safe for you & your massager. After wash, you can pat it dry and store it in the storage pouch that comes along. Please keep it out of direct sunlight. Store it in a cool and dry place. Don’t wash it with corrosive cleaners like acetone, alcohol, gasoline, etc.
It takes approximately 2 hours to fully charge the massager. For the first time, make sure you charge the Candy body massager before using it. One full charge will go a long way, and it’s recommended that you charge it after every few uses, so it can work its best and last longer.
We do not accept returns due to the nature of our products (they are for intimate use). We go above and beyond to ensure that our products reach you in pristine condition. However, in the unlikely event that you receive a damaged product, please email us photos of the damaged product at people@thatsassything.com within 48 hours and we will work towards finding a resolution (in some cases, we will send a complimentary product of the same value after due diligence from our Quality Control team).
The pH of our water-based lube is between 3.8 and 4.5 which makes it a perfect fit for a healthy vaginal pH of 4.0. DTF protects your huha from itches, irritation, UTIs, or vaginal infections.
DTF is dermatologically tested and safe by accredited labs. It is a water-based lube, making it safe to be used with all condoms & massagers. It is made with aloe, flax seeds, and tea tree extracts that naturally enhance vaginal lubrication, reduce dryness and help avoid yeast infections. DTF is also pH-balanced so no more nasty itches or irritation down there. It has no added artificial colours, flavours, fragrances, glycerin, or propylene glycol—basically, no ingredients that could cause itches, irritation, or yeast infections.
Lubrication makes your intimate experiences more comfortable and reduces friction for a smooth(er) ride. There’s no right or wrong amount when it comes to DTF (it’s all-natural and doesn’t feel artificial at all). Mostly three pumps should be fine but if you need more, don’t hesitate to make it rain. There are no rules here but what feels good for you!
DTF water-based lube is super massager-friendly and compatible with massagers and condoms. In fact, it’s recommended to go all out on lube while putting your fave Sassy massager to good use.
Slippery smooth, DTF water-based lube feels like and mimics the natural lubrication of the V. It doesn’t have any fruity smell, is odorless, and is kind to the intimate area. On application, you’ll feel an appeasingly cooling sensation for the first few seconds (just how water feels on the skin) and its texture is smooth to play around with and light enough to be slathered minus the ‘artificial feel’.
DTF is paraben-free, glycerin-free, and balances the pH. It does not contain any spermicides and is free from nasties. As a best practice, we recommend you consult your doctor for the same. You could even share the link to our product page with them (all ingredients have been enlisted).
Customer Reviews
★★★★★
“Immersive, better and intense! ”
“At first I felt intimidated by TACO as I’d never used something like this. I’d say my experience was something very different - something I’d never experienced before with a partner or while going solo too.”
★★★★★
“A smooth ride”
“Got to know about this bad boy from my friend, and told all my friends to get it too! The texture is super smooth and feels so natural on the body - loved it. Pro tip - use lube with it for pleasure-level maxxxx”
★★★★★
“Best long-distance gift”
“Got it as a gift from my partner and it has made our long-distance relationship more interesting and fun ;)”
Shop judgment free, we’ve got you covered. All orders are 100% discreet, right from purchase to packing and shipping to delivery. Your Bank/CC Statements won't read 'That Sassy Thing', and you won’t find any product or brand name displayed on your package.
Don’t fret, what’s on the inside is just for you. But, feel free to pass along the fun to your special someone!
