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OG Personal Massager

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The legendary OG personal body massager is all about guiltless self-carOG Female personal massager is all about guiltless self-care This legendary personal body massager for female is all...

The legendary OG personal body massager is all about guiltless self-car

OG Female personal massager is all about guiltless self-care 

This legendary personal body massager for female is all about guiltless self-care. OG is made to be used on those hard-to-reach sore spots that only the most considerate partner would take the time to rub down and reach G-town.

The OG personal massager wraps you up in its warm, rhythmic whirring to get your blood flowing to all the right muscles! In introducing the OG personal body massager, we made sure that it lived up to its name.

So if you’re buying just the one massager, look no further (can be used internally and externally). Flex OG all you want—it’s bendy and accommodates itself to your needs. Now, that’s dedication, don’t you think?

In bringing the OG, Aunt Sassy made sure that it lived up to its name. So if you’re buying just THE one massager, look no further (can be used internally and externally). 

Flex OG all you want—it’s bendy and accommodates itself for your needs.

It’s the best personal massager for a reason, right? Now, that’s dedication, don’t you think? Dab on a little bit of our DTF lubricant so it glides along and you get the most of the OG experience!

To wash OG before and after every use, we’ve got you covered with our all-natural, pH-balanced body wash Neat, designed without any artificial fragrances, recommended for washing your OG the Best personal massager.


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The Lowdown

  • Material

    Body safe medical-grade silicone + ABS plastic

  • Waterproof

    Wash me well before and after

  • Speed

    10 different vibes

  • Rechargeable

    10 different vibes

I need TMI: What makes OG Personal Massager different?

I’m IPX7 waterproof, which means you can use me in a relaxing jacuzzi on a warm summer night while away on a vacation. IPX7 means it can be submerged in water up to 1 meter for not more than 30 minutes.

I come in 10 different frequencies~take things at your own pace! There’s something for everyone, start slow or go all in, YOU DO YOU! Shhh, I’m the strong silent types~quiet at 40 dB and powerful at 7000 RPM! My run time is ~2 hours (but you might not need me for that long on most days cause I’m an efficient performer in bed). The best massager, friend~ call me by your name *wink*

Carry me away cause I’m travel-friendly and can easily be a part of your hand-carry luggage (where I belong). I’m all about getting your G-town rolling, so let’s get the party started, shall we?

I need TMI: What makes OG the best personal massager for women?

I come with a travel pouch so you can keep me clean and use me anywhere. I mean it, go in or indulge in some OTT action, I know what gets you going! Let me explore the spots where it feels the best and take me out for a spin.

I can be charged conveniently, so you can even plug me into your laptop. You can use me solo or with a partner!


OG is designed with body-safe, medical-grade silicone and ABS plastic. It is free of any hazardous substances and is CE and RoHS-certified.

OG personal massager is designed with a sturdy and long-ish handle so you can explore and take as much of it as you’d like, to as many places far and wide or all the way down G-town.

OG personal massager for women can be used both externally and internally. It’s great to explore different sensations and spots and figure out what really gets you going. We recommend using a water-based lubricant like DTF to make the experience smoother and more comfortable. We’re all about less friction and more fun, yeah? On every purchase of OG body massager, you get a DTF FREE!

A water-based intimate lubricant like DTF is compatible with both LIT and OG. Avoid using silicone or oil-based lubricant as they can damage the products. On every purchase of LIT and/or OG, you get a DTF FREE!

No, it’s pretty quiet and reaches a max volume of 40 dB. However, if you’re around peeps and doubtful, you may want to turn the fan on ;)

We recommend washing it with mild soap/natural body wash like Neat and water after every use. You can pat it dry with a clean towel and store it in the cute pouch that comes along. Please keep it out of the way of direct sunlight. Store it in a cool and dry place. Don’t wash it with corrosive cleaners like acetone, alcohol, gasoline, etc.

It takes approximately 2 hours to fully charge the personal massager.

Charge OG personal massager fully before using it for the first time. Though one full charge will go a long way, it’s recommended that you charge it after every few uses, so it can work its best and last longer.

Just wiggle the charging cable a bit here, and a bit there, till you’re all set. You can even try to take the charger out altogether and re-insert it slowly till the light comes on for OG personal massager for women.

We do not accept returns due to the nature of our products (they are for intimate use). We go above and beyond to ensure that our products reach you in pristine condition. However, in the unlikely event that you receive a damaged product, please email us photos of the damaged product on people@thatsassything.com within 48 hours and we will work towards finding a resolution (in some cases, we will send a complimentary product of the same value after due diligence from our Quality Control team).

While shrink wrapping used to be part of our packaging, in lieu of the nationwide ban on the usage of single-use plastic, all our products packaged and shipped beyond July 1, 2022 will not have shrink wraps. Your massagers will now reach you in our signature (cutesy) box sealed to glory using firm transparent stickers. However, our other products such as Neat, Clean Qween, and DTF will have the wrap as they were packed prior to the mandate. 

Yes, yes, and YES! It’s high time you ditch those boring ol’ gifts and mix things up with the OG gift of ‘em all: endless self-love and self-care. After all, what says the best gift for bachelorette’ than the best personal massager ready to rock their world?

More like the best gift for girlfriend! With OG personal massager for women, you give the greatest gift of unlimited joy. This is truly that one perfect gift that never stops giving back and keeps you coming back for more!