The pocket-sized, personal body massager you’ve been waiting for! Wait till you experience LIT’s ability to make your lit with a c throb with joy! This compact body massager is known for its unassuming discreet design and rhythmic suction technology that feels like a mouth down there (only, better!). LIT offers a unique, targeted experience so you can indulge in playful downtime at any moment!
For external use, enabled by unique suction-tech
Gentle start intensity
5-speed levels
Splashproof
DTF: Personal Gel
Make way for smoother loving with our all-natural, pH-balanced & unflavoured water-based lube. Enriched with the goodness of aloe vera, DTF is dermatologically tested safe, and a crowd favorite known to be gentle to the most delicate parts of your body. This personal gel comes inside an ergonomically effective pump bottle; helps you slips & side with ease for a mess-free, non-sticky experience.
Water-based
100% natural
Ideal for condoms & toys
Healthy huha pH balance between 3.8 & 4.5
Flex Massager
Yummy Yellow
Yummy Yellow
Sneaky, bendy, and extraordinary–Flex is a mighty companion that deserves to be by your bedside at all times. This intuitive curvy personal massager is super lightweight and offers multiple impressive modes that can get things going for you in no time. Flex body massager comes with a sturdy yet pliable handle that can be molded to cater to all your spots. The compact, slender head is the perfect fit for both internal and external stimulation, making it a perfect massager for beginners. Break into impromptu playtime by yourself or with boo, Flex massager knows how to work a room.
Waterproof & bendable
Compact head for easy insertiony
Moderate start intensity
For internal + external targeted stimulation
OG Massager
This legendary personal body massager makes sure to reach all your sweet spots (including the big G). The OG wraps you up in its buzzworthy whirring to get your blood flowing to all the right places! If you’re looking for THE massager, look no further, OG is a versatile companion (can be used internally and externally). Explore with OG all you want–it’s bendy and accommodates itself for your needs, and that of your partner’s–delivered discreetly to your doorstep!
Pour
Indulge in the divine duo of Moody Mango and Musky Tease—a set of 2 exciting body massage oil candles that smell like heaven in your palm and feel like a nourishing body butter, here to make your skin super smooth.
Hand-poured in small batches in India, these babies are a decadent mix of plant-based goodness, dripping with nourishing Kokum Butter and essential oils that'll make your senses do a seggsy dance. Ignite Pour, give it a few minutes, and witness the magic as it transforms into a sensually warm massage oil. Elevate playtime, feel the tingle and set the mood. Turn your solo or partnered play sesh into an unforgettable affair with Pour. It's time to play, darling! 🔥✨
Hand-poured in India
Plant-based goodness
2-in-1 candle+massage oil
Multi-sensory play
Salty Massager
Baddie Brown
Baddie Brown
A high-powered mini wand massager that checks all the right boxes for some textured, sensational fun. Cute, super discreet, and travel-friendly, this personal massager can easily pass off as a paperweight! Salty is your go-to for seasoned explorations by yourself or with a partner. The head rumbles perfectly during external use and the grooves on the body offer gentle sensory play. Don’t just go by its size, Salty has multiple power-packed modes that’ll have you asking for more.
FAQs
They are designed with body-safe, medical-grade silicone, and ABS plastic. They are free of any hazardous substances and is CE certified.
The TACO massager is 5.2 inches long with a circumference of 2.5 inches and weighs about 240 g so it’s super handy. The ergonomic grip and open-ended design makes it a great fit for everyone. It may or may not cover the Shaft entirely, depending on an individual’s body, but it definitely isn’t a need. You can glide, squeeze and stroke TACO along the length based on what sensation feels right for you.
OG can be used both externally and internally. It’s great to explore different sensations and spots and figure out what really gets you going. We recommend using a water-based lubricant like DTF to make the experience smoother and more comfortable. Less friction, more fun.
Love and self-care see no gender, and neither do our awesome collection of massagers. However, our vibrating stroker TACO has been designed to appeal to the Shaft and stimulate the different sweet spots externally. Its unique features offer a plethora of possibilities so you can use it in the variety of ways that you desire. We recommend using a water-based lubricant like DTF to make the experience smoother and friction-free.
Water-based personal lubricants like DTF are compatible with the TACO & OG body massagers. Avoid using a silicone or oil-based lubricant as it can damage the product.
No, they pretty quiet. OG reaches a max volume of 40 dB and TACO reaches a max volume of 63 dB. However, feel free to leave the fan on when in doubt!
We recommend washing TACO and OG with mild soap/natural body wash and water after every use. You can pat it dry with a clean towel and store it in the discreet black pouch that comes along. Please keep it out of the way of direct sunlight. Store it in a cool and dry place. Don’t wash it with corrosive cleaners like acetone, alcohol, gasoline, etc.
It takes approximately 2 hours to fully charge the massager. For the first time, make sure you charge the TACO & OG body massagers before using it. One full charge will go a long way, and it’s recommended that you charge it after every few uses, so it can work its best and last longer.
We do not accept returns due to the nature of our products (they are for intimate use). We go above and beyond to ensure that our products reach you in pristine condition. However, in the unlikely event that you receive a damaged product, please email us photos of the damaged product at people@thatsassything.com within 48 hours and we will work towards finding a resolution (in some cases, we will send a complimentary product of the same value after due diligence from our Quality Control team).
TACO offers a first-of-its-kind warming effect with a comforting cut-off temperature of 42 ± 2°C. With a press of a button, the inside of the sleeve can get sufficiently warm to make you go ooooh as it mimics the ‘real deal’! Let yourself cozy up to the toasty sensation and turn it off as and when you desire.
Absolutely yes! Owing to the discreet design of the product and tech gadget-like appearance, our stroker TACO shouldn’t grab any unnecessary attention during security checks while traveling domestically. Please bear in mind that like any other electronic device, the massagers should be packed carefully in the hand-carry baggage only (and NOT the check-in luggage). It’s advisable to discharge it completely before packing. In case you’re flying internationally, kindly check the customs laws pertaining to the country with regard to owning intimate wellness products such as a massager.
Customer Reviews
★★★★★
“Immersive, better and intense! ”
“At first I felt intimidated by TACO as I’d never used something like this. I’d say my experience was something very different - something I’d never experienced before with a partner or while going solo too.”
★★★★★
“A smooth ride”
“Got to know about this bad boy from my friend, and told all my friends to get it too! The texture is super smooth and feels so natural on the body - loved it. Pro tip - use lube with it for pleasure-level maxxxx”
★★★★★
“Best long-distance gift”
“Got it as a gift from my partner and it has made our long-distance relationship more interesting and fun ;)”
Shop judgment free, we’ve got you covered. All orders are 100% discreet, right from purchase to packing and shipping to delivery. Your Bank/CC Statements won't read 'That Sassy Thing', and you won’t find any product or brand name displayed on your package.
Don’t fret, what’s on the inside is just for you. But, feel free to pass along the fun to your special someone!
