• Neat: Massager Wash

Neat Massager Wash

The Neat Massager Wash is made in India with natural ingredients that are gentle on the skin–because when playtime ends, cleanup begins! It’s designed to...
  • All natural
  • Aloe vera infused
  • No Proplyene Glycol
  • Silicone & Body safe
Regular price ₹ 299 Sale price ₹ 349
  • Take out the desired amount onto the massager and lather it gently.
  • Rinse well with lukewarm water.
  • Before and after you’re getting down and dirty–keep em’ massagers fresh!
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Why We Created Neat

Your massager goes everywhere—so what you clean it with matters.

Most soaps are too harsh, full of chemicals that don’t belong anywhere near your most absorbent parts. That’s why we made Neat: a pH-balanced, ultra-gentle wash with clean, body-safe ingredients.

It’s designed to protect your intimates and keep your silicone toys in top shape.

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Praise beyond bedrooms

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Gentle

Like how mild it is!

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KOCHI
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Perfect Size

Easy to carry for clean vibes on the go

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Does the job

Doesn’t have strong fragrance, gud one

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120 Day Warranty

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What is Neat Massager Wash?

Neat Massager Wash is India’s first all-natural, body-safe massager cleaner designed to ensure you have a clean massager after every use. Made with gentle ingredients like aloe vera, amla, and lavender oil, it ensures your massagers stay bacteria-free without any harsh chemicals.

What are the ingredients of Neat Massager Cleanser?

Neat Massager Wash contains 100% natural, body-safe ingredients like aloe vera, lavender oil, amla, sorbitol, citric acid, lactic acid, xanthan gum, coco glucoside, potassium sorbate, and purified water. It’s free from propylene glycol, alcohol, sulfates, parabens, and artificial fragrances.

How to Use This Personal Massager Cleaner?

To use Neat, apply a small amount to your massager wash and gently lather. Rinse thoroughly with lukewarm water, and let your freshly clean massager air dry. Use before and after each session for maximum hygiene.

What are the benefits of Personal Massager Toy Cleaner?

Neat keeps your massagers fresh and clean without harmful chemicals. It’s antibacterial, hypoallergenic, and gentle on both your massager and your body. Plus, it ensures your massagers last longer, so you can enjoy worry-free play.

Why Buy Massager Wash from That Sassy Thing?

Our Neat Massager Wash is India’s first all-natural massager cleaner, without propylene glycol–a proven carcinogen. It’s also alcohol-free. It’s safe, effective, and most importantly, pocket-friendly, because keeping clean massagers shouldn’t come at the cost of a hole in your wallet. 

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