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  • Neat: 2-in-1 Intimate + Body Wash
  • Neat: 2-in-1 Intimate + Body Wash
  • Neat: 2-in-1 Intimate + Body Wash

Neat: 2-in-1 Intimate + Body Wash

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The only wash you need for your ENTIRE body. 2-in-1: body wash + intimate wash.An all natural, pH balanced body cleanser formulated with soothing, moisturising and...

The only wash you need for your ENTIRE body. 2-in-1: body wash + intimate wash.

An all natural, pH balanced body cleanser formulated with soothing, moisturising and hydrating ingredients that don’t leave the skin dry. Unbalanced soaps and body washes can strip away the skin of its natural oils and cause itches, dryness and inflammation. No harsh foaming agents (less is more!). Made for all skin, including the skin (and hair) around the vulva (external intimate area). It can also be used for funsies in the shower with a partner, or post play.

Newsflash: You don’t need an intimate wash/cleanser as the V is a self-cleansing organ and the external area (along with your entire body) can be washed with Neat.

Watch Dr. Sakshi Mamgain tell you why you don't need a vaginal wash.

All orders are shipped 100% discreetly and we ensure yo' purchase is 100% discreet too—yo' Bank/CC Statements don't read 'That Sassy Thing', so you can shop judgement free. More on that here.

How To Use

Massage
Pour on hands or body and gently massage Neat on damp skin.

Lather
Form a gentle lather and relax.

Rinse
Thoroughly wash off and feel squeaky clean.

TLDR
Massage. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. 

The Lowdown

Best for
Peeps who want deep cleansing, don't want to waste money on intimate washes

Feels
Refreshing (lavender meets citrusy showers).

Skin type
Any and every.

Amount
Enough to fill your palm. Use daily.

Qween Ingredients

  • Aloe Vera

    Moisturises and soothes inflamed skin. Antibacterial properties avoid infections.

  • Gooseberry Extract

    Protects skin from damage and keeps it healthy.

  • Lavender Oil

    Keeps dryness at bay with its anti-inflammatory properties.

  • Coconut Glucoside

    Naturally and powerfully cleanses and rehydrates all skin.

I need TMI: What makes Neat different?

Most soaps, body washes are infused with harmful chemicals and are not compatible with the pH balance of the skin, which may cause irritation, dryness, flaky skin and inflammation. Additionally, sulphates cause these products to foam more, which can be a skin irritant. Neat is designed to be gentle on the skin including the external intimate area, leaving no irritation. Formulated with a pH level of 5.3-6.5, with no artificial fragrances, Neat is made with all natural ingredients that moisturise, hydrate and cleanse the skin.

Keeps body (including vulva) healthy. You don’t need a vaginal wash as the huha is self-cleaning. It maintains the correct pH balance and cleans itself with natural secretions. For the external intimate area, use Neat.

I need TMI: What makes us different?

Our products are clean and we are transparent about each ingredient that goes inside. We bare it all on the back labels of our products too. You deserve to know what you’re putting in your body, babe.

100% Vegan | pH Balanced | No Parabens | No Silicone | No Glycerin | No Propylene Glycol | No Artificial Flavours | No Artificial Fragrances | No Artificial Colours | No Dyes

FAQs

Most soaps or body washes are infused with harmful chemicals and are not compatible with the pH balance of the skin, which may cause irritation, dryness, flaky skin and inflammation. Additionally, sulphates cause these products to foam more, which can be a skin irritant.

Neat is designed with a pH level of 5.3-6.5, with all natural ingredients that moisturise, hydrate and cleanse the skin, keeping all your body healthy (including your huha). The antioxidants help protect your skin against dirt, damage and environmental pollutants. Designed to be gentle on ‘Neat’ the skin including external intimate area, leaving no irritation.

Remember, you don’t need a vaginal wash/cleanser as the vagina is self-cleaning. It maintains the correct pH balance and cleans itself with natural secretions.

Our products are clean and we are transparent about each ingredient that goes inside. We bare it all on the back labels of our products too. You deserve to know what you’re putting in your body, babe.

100% Vegan | pH Balanced | No Parabens | No Sulfates | No Artificial Fragrances | No Artificial Colours | No Dyes | No Propylene Glycol | No Glycerin | No Gluten

Neat is used as an external body wash. For humans with vulvas, the huha is self-cleansing, so keep it as is. Our body wash is something you can use on the vulvar skin and hair—around the external genitals.

No. The huha (the internal muscular canal that connects the uterus and cervix to the outside of the body), is a self-cleansing organ (also referred to as a “self-cleansing oven” by many) and doesn’t need a special product that claims to clean and reduce the odour of the huha. A healthy huha has good bacteria that helps maintain the right pH balance. And when it comes to how it smells, don’t worry, it is normal for a huha to have a unique, musky scent. Don’t use any deodorants, sprays and cleansers that say otherwise. You will do more harm than good.

Your vulva (the external genitalia) can be simply washed with our Neat body wash which is all natural, unperfumed, free of artificial fragrances and pH balanced to vulvar skin. Designed to be super gentle for your most sensitive bits.

Absolutely. We have carefully designed Neat with all natural ingredients, minus any harsh surfactants, keeping your sensitive bits in mind. Clean your cup really well and protect it and your skin from any harmful chemicals or irritants. The mild ingredients also protect the silicone from getting damaged.

Yes. Neat is super mild and designed without any harmful ingredients or artificial fragrances. Wash your massagers with this gentle body wash and water. Neat’s mild ingredients protect the silicone from getting damaged.

The current batch of Neat works magically till July 2023.