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Neat: Body Wash

Body Wash

The only wash you need for your ENTIRE body. 2-in-1: body wash + intimate wash.

An all natural, pH balanced body cleanser formulated with soothing, moisturising and hydrating ingredients that don’t leave the skin dry. Unbalanced soaps and body washes can strip away the skin of its natural oils and cause itches, dryness and inflammation. No harsh foaming agents (less is more!). Made for all skin, including the skin (and hair) around the vulva (external intimate area). It can also be used for funsies in the shower with a partner, or post play.

Newsflash: You don’t need an intimate wash/cleanser as the V is a self-cleansing organ and the external area (along with your entire body) can be washed with Neat.


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Neat: Body Wash

The Lowdown

BEST FOR

Peeps who want deep cleansing, don't want to waste money on intimate washes.

FEELS

Refreshing (lavender meets citrusy showers).

AMOUNT

Enough to fill your palm. Use daily.

SKIN TYPE

Any and every.


Massage
Pour on hands or body and gently massage Neat on damp skin.

Rinse
Thoroughly wash off and feel squeaky clean.

Lather
Form a gentle lather and relax.

TLDR
Massage. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. 

Massage
Pour on hands or body and gently massage Neat on damp skin.
Lather
Form a gentle lather and relax.
(No sulfates = Less foam. Less = More.)
Rinse
Thoroughly wash off and feel squeaky clean.
TLDR
Massage. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. 

Aloe Vera

Moisturises and soothes inflamed skin. Antibacterial properties avoid infections.

Gooseberry Extract

Protects skin from damage and keeps it healthy.

Lavender Oil

Keeps dryness at bay with its anti-inflammatory properties.

Coconut Glucoside

Naturally and powerfully cleanses and rehydrates all skin.

All Ingredients

I need TMI: What makes Neat different?

Most soaps, body washes are infused with harmful chemicals and are not compatible with the pH balance of the skin, which may cause irritation, dryness, flaky skin and inflammation. Additionally, sulphates cause these products to foam more, which can be a skin irritant. Neat is designed to be gentle on the skin including the external intimate area, leaving no irritation. Formulated with a pH level of 5.3-6.5, with no artificial fragrances, Neat is made with all natural ingredients that moisturise, hydrate and cleanse the skin. The antioxidants help protect your skin against dirt, damage and environmental pollutants.

It keeps all your body healthy (including your vulva). You don’t need a vaginal wash/cleanser as the huha is self-cleaning. It maintains the correct pH balance and cleans itself with natural secretions. For the external intimate area, use Neat.

I need TMI: What makes us different?

Our products are clean and we are transparent about each ingredient that goes inside. We bare it all on the back labels of our products too. You deserve to know what you’re putting in your body, babe.

100% Vegan | pH Balanced | No Parabens | No Sulfates | No Artificial Fragrances | No Artificial Colours | No Dyes | No Propylene Glycol | No Glycerin | No Gluten